Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well.

If you didn’t smoke🚬 WEED🌿 before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom😏

The day I get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water.

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

Have you noticed???
~•°•~•°•~
Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!

“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom

Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”

My neighbour bought an iPhone worth $3 000 yesterday! Then in the evening she came to me asking for salt! I told her to DOWNLOAD it!

Stop Wearing Overalls While You’re Unemployed😑

God Might Think You’re Already Sorted

I’ll Never Forget That Day I Visited My Ex And I Was Served Rice And Chicken

While I Was Eating, Their Dog Kept On Moving Up And Down, Looking At My Face

I Told The Younger Sister” It Seems Your Dog Likes Visitors” And The Girl Replied” No , It’s Because You’re Using It’s Plate ” 😭😭 how could she do that to me ?

Wen the relationship is new
👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊
👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊
👨🏻: Dont drown okay my love

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell myself ku i love me”

Nobody is hating on you, people are busy, we are busy,
you should get busy too and stop having imaginary haters.

Ladies when u meet your next Boyfriend love him
with all your Lungs cause your heart has suffered a lot.

Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!