Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August

Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded…it’s not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods

Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don’t allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do?
Sit at home and
download the husband?*

Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!

Ladies,
Unless she carried him on her shoulders and ran away,
she didn’t steal your man, he left you

Who told u she’s cheating , if ur girlfriend is dating more than 3 boys,
it’s not cheating, it’s called tagging u with 2
others

The way some men lie this days ehn!
Something is telling me that Eve is not d 1 who gav Adam d Apple
“dat poor girl is innocent

What happened to the economy.??
Relatives don’t give us money again when they visit ?
Why ??

Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick
that they won’t break-up with you cz you might kill yourselves

I’m selling a powerfull powder which kills rats very effectively.
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You just hold the rat and give him one teaspoonfull Of the powder in the morning and one in the evening..

People be like “I saw you at the market earlier today u looked so serious” what was I supposed to do…?
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Smile at the cabbage?

why are people so afraid of snakes ? 🐍
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the poor animal just wants to kill you that’s all.

Mxm….
I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music
as if he’s listening alone

When I Wake Up I Just Grab My Phone📱
I Don’t Even Check If I’m Alive Or Not

I urge all baby daddies to stop running away from their responsibilities and maintain their kids😊..its month end now.. At least I managed to give my baby mamas R200 to look after my four kids…then the rest of R2500 I can spend it on booze

My mom is not happy that I’m still in her house.
I told her, she can also go to her mom’s house and
leave me in peace in my mom’s house.