The pain of finding out dat ur brother is your biological mother 😭

You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog
with no chain…
And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, it won’t bite” 😲
“Say what!! Are you the dog?
Is the dog you?
No wait, have you been a dog before?” 🤫

As Long As I Bought The Weed With My Own Money,
No One Will Stop Me From Wearing SunGlasses At Night

I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer

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If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.

Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height

That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over

Even if you dance in the Rain
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Youre Enemies will accuse you of Making dust

Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
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why do they only come out when we have visitors ?

Whenever she tells you that you the best in Bed😊
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always ask yourself who is she comparing you to

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

I think Facebook should send notifications like :
Donald Trump and 7 others just ignored your post,
would you like to unfriend them??

Arguing with your dark skin guy is a problem
.
Him : You will never see me again
then he switches off the light 💡

We Ugly Guys We Don’t Cheat.💔
We Know The Struggle Of Getting A Girlfriend