All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???

Cant wait to have my own Home
so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv

Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box

When posting in engrish please check your speiling property

Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm
should be included in 1000 ways to die

I want to open a crèche so
I can beat my exs children

Some guys are HIV negative because they’re broke 😏
you should thank God for your brokenness is a blessing in a way

I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…

IT guys are weak,they can’t even hack the Calender
and delete 14 February😏

2 Hours In A Relationship You Already Need R500 Urgently.
Is That A Registration Fee?✋

Valentines day is for White people.
Black people must just wait for Black Friday

A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”

“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”

“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”

Send Your Lady Some Flowers To Work On Valentine’s Day
From A Secret Admirer,
If She Don’t Bring The Flowers Home…
She’s Cheating Fam🙆🚶

Bushiri: Do I Know Your Number?
Follower: No Man Of God
Bushiri: Did You Give Me Your Number?
Follower: Prophesy Man Of God
Bushiri: I sense Your Number Starts With 0 ?
Follower:😲😮🙊🙊

Only in South Africa You Find People Writing Their Learners Licences With Their Cars Packed Outside🙆

Whoever sold a calculator to my Grandma
as a phone your days are numbered