i Pretend As if Everything is Fine ,
But Deep Down i Know That i Want A Gun

Nobody Views Your WhatsApp Status
Faster Than Your Ex

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Stop liking your own pictures,
have patience we are coming

I have blocked all the beautiful people on this page,
so if you see this post…. I have news for you.

I knew I was mature when I walked past an empty can
and I didn’t kick it……..
Then I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity.

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse

Other girls🤦 want friends so they can wear their clothes💯
& take selfies!

That PAIN!
When you take a selfie with her, then she hides your damn FACE!🤦 with an 😐Emoji..! 😭💔

There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!

When you think your relationship is a movie,
But🤦i it’s just an advert!

How long do you wait before you
introduce your girlfriend to your child?lets
say you have been dating for 5 years and
the child is 2 years old.
I will listen to The Radio

There’s no such thing called
“Men’s conference”

We are going to our real girlfriends😋

Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”

I’ve Done So Many Mistakes In My Life,
But I Have Never Left Without Eating At The Funeral