A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,

But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.

Question: “What Is Will Power?”

Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“

At PVR

“One Chicken Burger Please…..”

“Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…”

“What ?”

“Shall I Vomit Sir?”

(30 Seconds Of Looooong Pause….)

“Oh Ya Ya Please…… Please Warm It…”

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day
and the food goes straight to their attitude.

Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend

Boys without beard where do you scratch
when you’re thinking

Some people feel shy taking a taxi*
*to town because they own cars on*
*facebook*

Wife: I am the book of your life…
Husband: Yes exactly you are right…
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

Just because I am a man doesn’t mean
I should be able to kill a snake.
My sister, I can scream louder than you.

*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*

The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding

There’s someone out there who thinks
your Ex is normal and loyal just imagine

Being broke is tough..
I once bathed with sunlight liquid.
Went to town and it rained,
there I was, covered in bubbles in front of everyone 😣

Since the day I caught my landlord banging his neighbours wife,
I ‘ve not been paying rent for 6 months now

Your girlfriend want you to buy her an expensive weave
on Valentines day because love is in the hair😍