You’ve not met crazy people until you meet someone
who says “lol” in real life

A child was born and he was very dark and ugly.
Angels gave him wings and the child softly asked: ‘Am i a fairy?’
and the angels replied : ‘ Nigger please, you are a Bat!!!

People with iPhones can’t send music. They just send a screenshot of them listening to the song. What must we now do? Beatbox!?😒

Some Of You Only Go To Church To Avoid
Cooking And Cleaning..!

Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!

If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Main Chick Doesn’t Comment On Boo’s Pictures
She Reads The Comment And Screenshot The
Suspicious Ones and Fight With Boo

Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

you just won 50 million💰 and your ex needs R49 million for a kidney transplant.
Which colour are you gonna choose for your Lamborghini??

When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..

My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

Unemployment Is High In Mzansi
Even The Relationships Don’t Work!

My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”

he can’t leave his business open and close yours

The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number