Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store
and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and
I saw your dad paying the bill.”😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whites : I am mentally disturbed

Blacks : If I attack you with Eminem, who will you defend with

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply,
unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text them..

Those girls in high school that no one wanted to date are now looking so Gorgeous😍. Meanwhile those popular girls who were wanted by every guy now have 2 to 3 kids, no Grade 12 certificate & are shapeless & you say there is no God..!

Wife: Bbe borrow me your phone i want to play candy crush
Husband: (gave her)
After 5 minutes
Wife: Bbe who’s Mbali?
Husband: Which level is that!

Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .

Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄

Ladies if you can’t find the right man, present the wrong man to God,
He will edit him for you

Being Kissed By Your Girl Whilst you Sleeping
means she wants to confirm
if you are really asleep so she can search your Phone .
Nothing like being romantic😕

Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭

I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

To those who type “Meh” insted of “Me

Are You Goats?😑

So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔