I Don’t Care Whether We Started Dating 10min Ago ”
I Can’t Live Without You And We’ve Been Through A Lot”

When you are facing challenges and problems,
just look at the picture of your wife Or Girl Friend and say
“if I can handle this, I can handle anything that comes my way” 💪

If you having a Hard time finding a Woman,
just start wearing a Wedding ring💍.
Single Women Love Married Men..!

Women: Communication is key

Men : what’s wrong?

Women : Nothing. Goodnight

I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a
brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕

There’s always that guy who cares about your well-being
and makes you laugh 😍 …
And then there’s your Boyfriend. Yerr🙄

Whn U Thought U Have An Important Message Thn Boom💥
“Say Hi To Your New Facebook Friend”

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and I will help you quit.

Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”

BOSS: have you watered the garden?
SERVANT: no sir
BOSS: go and water the garden now
SERVANT: but sir the rain is falling
BOSS: and so what? carry umbrella and go!

Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it

I just love South African
university’s, their
identity cards comes with
Rope..just incase
you are tired of life.

– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥

– Public Hospital: And Then You??

At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing

If you see me walking in public,
just come to me and say, “Heita,
I am your Facebook friend”
than looking at me as if I stole your kidney.

Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro