I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊..
my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture …
I think he must be spring cleaning my room

Zulu boy in USA

Zulu : hi my name is Abel

White man : wow what a nice English name…

Zulu boy : no its short for “Abelungubazobuyisanmhlabanini”

Seriously Auto Correct??? You honestly think I want to search for “Hardcore Poem” at 00:37am?😏

And they say “what men can do women can do it better”
As if they can urinate through a window of a moving bus

Two Days in A Relationship,
You Already Need 5K Urgently
is That The Registration Fee?🙆

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

Cutey girlz are quiet about Valentine’s day
its only vogizara n bozodwa
Wa Bantu crying for teady bear’s

If yu wanna be hated by all woman….
Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and
then be gay ✊