Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.

And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they

“Hey what are you doing here ”

and I’m just like “Oh you know hunting elephants”

The funny thing about Facebook Is
you can talk about one person and
it makes 20 others think it’s about them

Good morning chimhaters.Have u heard that Sundowns won n r on top of their group?Yes i am talking about Caf Champions league,not Macufe cup pls take note.This is what a big team should compete 4 and i hope my message is loud n clear.How many likes 4 Emiliano??

When a black person is losing an argument on fb
they visit your profile and make it pérsonal

Some people are vocally gifted, when they sing at funerals,
you’d wish you could be the one to be buried temet

CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂
FOUR OLD FRIENDS MEET AT A RESTAURANTS THEY SAT TOGETHER IN ONE TABLE .ONE OF THEM SAID HE NEEDED A BATHROOM SO HE LEFT THE THREE .THEY STARTED BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR SONS WHO BECAME SUCCESSFUL .THE FIRST ONE STARTED “”;MY SON IS HAS BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN A WAY THAT HE OWNS FIVE RESTAURANTS HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND TWO MERCEDES CARS ON HIS BIRTHDAY
THE SECOND ONE SAID “MY SON OWNS TWELVE MINING COMPANIES HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND A DOUBLE STORY HOUSE ON HIS BIRTHDAY ”
THE THIRD ONE SAID “MY SON HAS SIX CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND A CLOTHING STORE ON HIS BIRTHDAY ” .
THE FOURTH ONE RETURN FROM THE BATHROOM AND SAID “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT”. THEY SAID “WE WERE SHARING STORIES ON HOW OUR SON’S HAVE BECAME SUCCESSFUL, HOW ABOUT YOUR SON”
HE SAID “MY SON IS GAY”.THEY SAID “OH SORRY ”
HE SAID “BUT HE HAS 2 MERCEDES CARS,A DOUBLE STORY HOUSE AND A CLOTHING STORE HE SAID HIS THREE BOYFRIENDS BOUGHT HIM THOSE THINGS ON HIS BIRTHDAY”

Don’t be a boring girlfriend sometimes drop lipstick in his house
and claim he is cheating

Baby cries at midnight
Whites; ssshhh stop crying sweat heart.
Black ; the baby in sensing a witch in this
house…

Happy birthday to everyone born today….

This post is valid until end of 2019. I’m tired

My girlfriend keep sending me her naked pix..
She thinks I’m stupid, I know she’s trying to trick me
into buying her new clothes and
that shame will never happen🚶🚶
even though I just got paid

Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.

The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt

Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk