Dear Microwave Manufacturers Isn’t Any Other Way That You Can Put A Silent Button on A Microwave Phela Our Parents Are Shouting On Us When We Braai Meat While We Comes Back From The Night Out.
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To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook
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Daughter: Daddy can I go to my friend place to do my homework?
Dad: sit down.. Your Mom use to say the same thing when she want to come to me!!
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Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son.
Father: “Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Autograph.”
Son: “No Dad, Success Is When My Signature Turns Into Black Label Or Chivas Regal.”
Cheers To This Boy
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Bae: Boo l’m coming over
Bf : Can’t wait Bubu
Bae: With My friends
Bf : l said l can’t wait for you,
l’m going somwhere
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Don’t be a baby… If she mentions that parents won’t
be home, you know she’s not throwing a party but
bring baloons m’rena!.
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Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man
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U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows,
they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
God gave them* *hair,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
He gave them breast,
they repackage it to the size and shape they want.
God gave the lips,
every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself
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*Quote of the day:*
*Having an ugly friend is not a problem ..
The problem is when people start asking,
“Are you twins ?
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Quote of the week
*Why can’t satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again…………..*
*there is a person that I want to see without clothes*
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Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Answer I get a tighter grip on the Broom without underwear on
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😜 Joker’s should be left in the zoo.
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When a girl says to you “do whatever you want”,
do not do whatever you want.
It’s a dare,not a permission
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Rich people : “money doesn’t matter.”
Good looking people : “the look doesn’t matter.”
Society : everything matters
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Somewhere In Mzansi Someone Is Busy
Pulling The Door That Says Push
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True love is when you wear your
Girlfriend’s underwear to show other
girls that You are already taken.
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