I JUST SMOKE WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
ANYWAY ADMIN CAN YOU TELL ME WHY DID YOU HIDE THE GROUP LAST SEEN ?

Teacher :”kids tell me what your
parents do for a living”
Panado :”my mom is a teacher and my
dad is a mechanic”
Teacher: “good”
Nonto:”my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher”
Teacher :”good”
Nyaa: “my mom is a prostitute
and i don’t know my dad”
Teacher : “get out of my class and go to
principal’s office,and tell him what you just told me”
10 minutes later Nyaa returns smiling
and eating an apple
Teacher: “why are you smiling?did you
tell the principal what you told me?”
Nyaa: “yes I did”
Teacher : “what did he say?”
Nyaa: “he just gave me an apple and
asked me to give him my mom’s
phone number and address”.

Teacher fell Asleep in Class and
Nyaa walked up to him,
Nyaa : “Teacher are you sleeping in Class ?”
Teacher : “No I am not Sleeping in Class.
Nyaa: “What were you doing Sir ?
”Teacher : I was talking to God.”
The next day Nyaa fell Asleep in class and the
same teacher walks up to him
Teacher : “Nyaa , You are sleeping in my Class.”
Nyaa : “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher : “What were you doing. ??”
Nyaa : “I was talking to God.”
Angry Teacher : “What did he Say ??”
Nyaa : “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.
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Son: My fathers name is Laughing and my mothers name is Smilling
Teacher: You must be Kidding
Son: No, that my sisters name,I’m joking!!!

The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE

If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead & you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You can not be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.
Witch craft

A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
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Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”

Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room.

The Little Girl Started Crying.

Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?”

The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger”

The Little Boy Too Started Crying.

Girl: “Now Why Are You Crying?”

Boy: “I’m Here For The Urine Test“

1. Newton’s Method – Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger

2. Einstein’s Method – Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired And Then Catch It.

3. Police Method – Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions

Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car

And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry

The reason why we don’t trust people :
-We don’t know them.
-We know them.

Nyaa and Ngena ,2 children were sitting outside a clinic.
Ngena happened to be crying very loud,
“Why are you crying?” Nyaa asked.
“I came for a blood test.” sobbed Ngena
“So are you afraid?” asked Nya.
Ngena then replied,”For the blood test they have to cut my finger.”
As Nya heard this,he immidiately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Ngena asked Nyaa,”Why are you crying now?”
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Nya then replied,”I came for a urine test.”

Xolie was taking a nap on
Valentine’s Day afternoon.
After she awoke, she told her husband, (Nyaa)
“I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for
Valentine’s Day! What do you think it
means?”
“You’ll know tonight,”
Nyaa said.
That evening, Nyaa came home with a
small package for her. Thrilled, she
opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Nyaa entered into a pub 4 drinks with other friends.
After 2 hours of drinking , the bill comes and it reads :
Mr Nyaa : $4,50
Ms Ngena : $4,50
Ms Xolie: 4,50
TOTAL : 1,350
when Nyaa saw the bill he turns to the barman and raises his voice ;
Haaaaa!! I will only pay for Ngena and Xolie as for Total , he will pay for himself coz we did not invite him after all he owns a lot of garages country wide

An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”