Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one’s views and by trying to make it objective and by considering each and every one’s valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you
on bae’s wall then the post dissapears🙁

Stomach Running is Just Like WI-FI,
The More You Get Closer To The Toilet,
The More The Signal Become Stronger

A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.

Accounting be like
.
Themba earns 20 000 monthly salary
and he takes 100 000 loan to buy a house
.
Q_WHO KILLED STEVE BIKO (25 MARKS)

I hate it when my girlfriend says,
“don’t worry he is just a friend”.
I remember when I was just a friend too

I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes

Her : bbe I wanna cook u your favourite meal today
Him: can u cook a beer?

ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u

I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!

A woman who finds beauty within herself
without comparing to other women
will always win in life.

When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”

Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!