They called me at Police station and they said
someone opened a case for me.
Father God I am praying
I hope it’s the case of Heineken or Castle Lite.

*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*

I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE

Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.

I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house
outside of the window

NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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DECEMBER
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days

My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

Nomsa wrote :

“Thanks God my kidz passed away to another grades , i’m going to braai them Saturday.”

Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄

It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood
and be like”when i was small” as if they are not still small

My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

it Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Smoke Or You Don’t Drink ,
Okusalayo You Also Gonna Die You Healthy Bastard