You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young

I tossed and turned the whole night…
I can’t eat..I can’t drink.
My neighbours bought a new car and a lounge suite.

Why are girls from rich families
shaped like boiled eggs?

I was sitting on the bus, then i tapped the lady in front of me and said “Excuse me, I think you have some ejaculate on the back of your jacket”. She looked around shocked and said “Oh! No, it’s probably just yoghurt from my breakfast”. “No no” I said….I don’t ejaculate yoghurt”.

Can Someone Deposit R4000 into My Account,
I Just Wanna Check Something On My Phone

8ta daar, My name is Desmond Dube.. most of you know me as a clientele ambassador and an actor but in my private life, I’m a father and a husband.. It brakes my heart to know that many families don’t have funeral covers.. If you can afford a takeaway then u can afford a funeral cover so join clientele now.. SMS “Join” to 38338 Clientele Life.. it’s your final gift of love..

If You can’t swim just chill outside the pool.
Stop walking in a pool like you are an invigilator.

Mama I’ve made it mama I’ve made it.
Does your mom have Facebook?
Why can’t you inbox her and leave us alone

If she cheat on u this December!
Just give her fake money, Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

Matric couples Now they are promising each other
that they will go to to the same Varsity,
Same Room,Get married,Have kids and
buy a House at the Age of 25 Should i tell them the truth Or

Cassper is probably the first rapper on Earth to go
platinum without anyone listening to his album.

Can someone explain
why is there security guard at the police station?

Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer

From 16 December to 1st January,
if your parents don’t allow you to go party
just pretend to be sick and inbox us
we will come fetch you with an Ambulance

Ladies, please stop staring at us
when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town.
We’re aware we made the wrong decision!