Beauty has sent a lot of girls into marriage
but character is busy packing them out!

MTH101

If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.

If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4

X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4

X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4

X =6 +12/4

X= 18/4

X = 4.5 ~5

X= 5

Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals

You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school

I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her

In 2019 😁
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On the funeral program there must be the one
who will speak for those who were warning him

Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere

This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.

Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t

You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡

Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?

That Pain , When You Are Telling A Story 🔥♥ And Then Someone interrupts You , Like “Oh! That Happened To Me” 😡 ..
And He/She Starts Telling His/Her Story

Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 🙏
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 💯
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 🔥
– Her : Omg!! 😯😮 , iPhone 7 ☺😊 .. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 😍😘
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 😡
– Me : Lol

Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day

– Friends : ☺ You Had Too Much To Drink 😊 , So Tonight Slow Down 🙏
– Me : 😠 All Of First 😡 , Business Your Mind