School trip

WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream

BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket

We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!

Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’
bro just know that your days are numbered😂

” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
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And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences

If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me

BREAKING NEWS
Gauteng Police just found two heads in a student’s bag coming from a well known casino… The student is believed to be a grade 11 pupil which cannot be named at this point.The young student, about 17 years old, got into a uber with a big handbag from the casino heading towards town but the taxi driver felt a strong smell of human blood coming from her handbag… She claimed she was going to deliver some meat to a friend whom she identified as Phelisa. She claimed she works for a butchery part time on weekends and the smell was coming from the meat she was carrying!The horrible smell made the uber driver highly suspicious because he once worked as a mortuary attendant so he was very familiar with the smell of heads. He insisted to check the bag and discovered the two heads. The girl, was held and taken to the police station.Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening, One of the Police officials was shocked when he opened the 17-year-old girl’s bag and found two (2) heads…In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads, it was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
Thank you very much for your attention!!! But you like stories huh🙄🙄Now you can continue what you were doing.

When my siblings make me angry,
I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail
😏
It heals me spiritually

When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results

Imagine you in church and this SMS comes in”,
your uncle is drinking ur 🍺 beers”