At What Age Did You Realize That
“BAE” Simply Means “Bill And Expenses

If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message

Do you still remember when you were chilling with your ex
giving your unborn babies names?😂😅

Yey don’t scroll down, I’m talking to you

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..

I remember sitting in class during my final year in varsity and
thinking to myself that everyone in this class
wants to be an economist and I just wanna rap

In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone

When You Realize That You Are Wrong ,
Do You Stop And Apologise ? 😕
Or You Carry On Arguing ?

Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely

Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere😞

Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe

Zulu couple went to England for Romantic holiday.
They saw a mouse under the bed.
The husband called the reception

Zulu guy: Siza ndoda kunegundwane lapha.

Receptionist: What??? Speak English please 👏

Zulu guy: yoh madoda… Gundwane is there, bed my wife seeid it

Receptionist: What are you saying man😕😕

Zulu guy: Eish nkosiyam…Do you know tom & jerry??

Receptionist: Yes I do😂😂

Zulu guy: yeah Jerry is here