Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by kissing her ARMPIT….

Thy say Marriage is not an Achievement,
But behind closed doors they’re praying and fasting for it.. “Some Girls!” We know you! 😕

Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.

Guys, no matter how caring you are to your girlfriend, You can never be as caring as those still asking her out..

*Teacher* : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
*Montana:* Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
*Teacher* : What about South Africa?
*Montana* : When counting sinners, do u
include satan?
Have sweet dreamland

No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves

Bobby and Rich were arguing whose father was stronger💪💪💪

Bobby said, “My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it”😉
Rich not impressed said, “Do you know the Dead Sea?😕 It was my father who killed it!”

A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.

You know why?….

*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*

Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*

You can never organise a surprise party with Xhosa people
because they’ll go to that person and say
we’re coming to your surprise party next week

I walk slowly behind people to avoid greeting

When i was young i used to think that
people with big belly’s have a lot of Money,
Until i grew up nd realize that the belly is
only full of Shit!

Just googled the definition of love
there’s no where, where it talks
about money

Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere