My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1
maths to solve.
.
Please pray for me because I’m about to
disgrace myself..

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

CALLER:”Hello,Mr Hlongwane, You have won
a trip for two to USA,who are you gonna
take with you sir?”
ME:”I’m not taking anyone, I will go twice!

The way I enjoy when someone is begging
me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…

I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff

*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !

Now you have it, Beer and Petrol are same
price. You have two choices, drink and
walk or don’t drink and drive.

I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him

Some idiot came to me and told me that
my ex is now fresh, cute, looks more sexy
and beautiful,, please my fellow friends if
they renovate my primary school does that
mean I should leave university and start
again?_*

He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
.
And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??

If You’re In A Relationship With Someone Who’s Doing Grade 12 ..
be ready for a break up next year

You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list