Dudes With Girlfriends Do Better in Exams Than Dudes Who Are Single , Because Dudes With Girlfriends Are Used To Being Asked Questions That Don’t Make Sense And Being Under Pressure …
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Only Few Will Understand

The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

When your girl forgets to hang up the call and you hear her saying: 😊😊😊
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“Yho, askies. That was my uncle !!!”

Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake

Give Him 20 chances Than To give 20 different Guys a chance…
chose to be Stupid Than to be a Hoe

My wife found me making Love with our Maid.
Wife : You can’t do this to me .
Me : Exactly that is why am doing it to Her….

If you have attended over hundred weddings and you are still single, sister you are no different from a canopy

Imagine deleting all the pictures you took with your ex
Boom!! He/She becomes a celebrity
No evidence to show us you once dated.

I commented on my girlfriends pic and she replied
thanks bro
Yaz im hurt deep inside

Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common

I am not accepting friend request with no
profile picture ..if you’re afraid of your own
face . Then so am I

If you pay me a visit and I go to the toilet,
you must clap your hands until I come
back ….. I’m tired of thieves

Being known by her family is nothing .I
want my picture in their dining room
written “Our Son In-Law”

How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today

My dear sister if you are in a
relationship and he only has time for
you at night…
You are dating a mosquito

Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying