is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans

You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.

I stopped watching Nigerian movies wen I saw that witch tasting her poison to make sure that it was enough….for the how Mara!

While your mother is praying that you should have a long life,
you’re in ur boyfriend’s house shouting ”ohh yes baby kill me”

They say girls would rather date a guy who is abusive
than date a guy who is boring.

December’s Boyfriend Application forms are now available…😉👌
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Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
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Add Yours

Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes

Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger.
The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run.
The other one asked,
“Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?”
He replied,
“I don’t have to run faster than the tiger; I just have to run faster than you!!”

That’s today’s mentality…
Choose your friends wisely.

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂

Him : Hey baby, im at your home outside
Her : Eish baby sorry im not home. Im in Jo’burg. I left yesterday baby. What do you want?
Him : Eish baby its fine. I wanted to see you. l have ten thousand rand here!
Her : Yo baby give me five minutes. I’m coming
Him : Aibo baby. Five minutes from jo’burg?
Her : No baby. I’m at my friend’s place. We call her place jo’burg. I’m coming now now baby
Him : OK baby. Don’t be long, we waiting
Her : Who are you with?
Him : I’m with my friend from Durban. Sometimes we call him ten thousand rand

If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex
needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant
.
Which colour of Lamborghini will you
Choose ?