Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
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His people: How did he know that??
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Ladies, if your man does not give you time i am here to give it to you.
Now its 22:15 pm.
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Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.
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once upon a time santa was bathing with head and shoulders and
when banta comes and says why are you applying the shampoo
in shoulders.
he said that idiot it is written as head and shoulders.
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Once a farmer harvested his rice from Bassett in the Ural area and came to the city to sell it.
After selling the rice he made a lot of money.
He decides to buy a tape record. He was given a free CD, with music in it. The first music titled;Giving me water. Upon arriving home, he on the music set. The music started; giving me water oh yeah I thirsty oooh. Upon hear this, the farmer fetched a bucket of water and said to his family. The recorder is thirsty because it has been in the shop for a long time. He poured the water on the recorder and that was the end. Ha ha ha! Please don’t try that
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I decided to travel to the USA
THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy:
Officer : So where you going in the USA?
Me : San Jose
Officer : it’s pronounce San Hose, J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh… Okay!
Officer : How long you planning to stay?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly…😕😕
Do you think I got the VISA?
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When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.
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When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice
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Girls when you visit your boyfriends. At least
buy wine and snacks.. Don’t just go there
carrying that big head of yours.
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Guys There are people who are
selling fake airtime so before you recharge
just send me the voucher i got a machine
which tells whether the airtime is fake or
not
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A certain family was having dinner, and their
six year old girl (Joy) started telling a story.
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Joy: On my way back from school, I saw dad
with a girl…
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Father: Shut up! Don’t talk with food in your
mouth… !
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Mother: No no no. Let her talk…
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Joy: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed
you and you started kissing and
undressed her and then…!!!
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Mother: And then what baby? Say it. I’ll get
you a bunch of chocolate …
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Joy: They started doing what you did with
uncle Daniel when dad was not
around….
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Mother: Shut up, your dad has told you not
to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child.
No table manners…..!!
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Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*
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Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys
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When you are broke, no one takes you seriously.
Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!
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i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling
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When her makeup is finished..* She starts posting things like *makeup free*. *Natural beauty*. How do I look?
If you know, You know
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