My biggest fear is pronouncing the word
“HUAWEI” in public !!

Forcing your partner to block someone on
social media doesn’t Change how your
partner feels about that person.

Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money

My sisters …..Drinking lots of water can help you mind your business.
That way you spend more time urinating instead of gossiping around.

When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please

Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith

{Dear Polo Drivers}
••°••°••°••°••
Please know that when we overtake you
we are not asking for a race…

That embarrassing moment when you realize that
person wasn’t waving at you…😥
•°•
Eix!

A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him

Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”

Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”

Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”

Pappu: “I Killed A Person”

Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”

Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”

Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“

Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.

Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”

Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”

Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”

A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With Another Man

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right Away?.”

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A Picture Of Her.”

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The Hair,

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My Wife”

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.
I’m Going For Yours“

Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother

And

Her Brother Agrees