After Smoking Weed
Boy1: what do you think will happen if I dial 11101 instead of 10111?
Boy2: maybe the police van will come on reverse

Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??

Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

If you dont tell your girlfriend/wife that you love her,
my bro indian men will do that on your behalf!!!

Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”

If a girl sarcastically says “WoW” during an argument,
She is secretly wondering how she ended up dating an idiot like you!!

I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion

Dear Boss.

With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.

Your

Faithful employee.