I grown up knew that love is a key
But now
Somebody changed the lock I think

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I hate it when you’re sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you

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Tbh if i was a man who have bad woman
if i work for my money i will not give her some

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a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital

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MTN is not joking nowadays,
When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery

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75% of Black people can’t swim,
they just walk around like invigilators

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Understanding A Girl:
.
.
.
This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!

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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients

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