Your ex is on fire what would you use to stop the fire? Me: petrol

Just Got A Reply From A Slender Girl Whom I Inboxed Before 3 February .. .. Sorry I’ve Lost Interest Continue Reading..

Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy! Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals Continue Reading..

Some of your boyfriends are dating you from your waist downwards….. But up from there you are single my sister

I discover spending on a girl which is not ur wife is an investment without income

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M” PUPIL:Maroon! TEACHER:What else? NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet TEACHER:Melygood! Malakmakan!!!

TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH😊 FOR AN HOUR IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS

Hiding in your room just because you don’t feel like greeting the guests”😐 ….Who else does that???