*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

*Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*

“`HIS LAST BATTLE.“`

*Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*

“`AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.“`

*Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*

“`LIQUID.“`

*Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*

“`MARRIAGE.“`

*Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*

“`EXAMS.“`

*Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*

“`LUNCH & DINNER.“`

*Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*

“`THE OTHER HALF.“`

*Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*

“`WET.“`

*Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*

“`NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.“`

*Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*

“`YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND“`

*Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*

“`VERY LARGE HANDS“`

*Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*

“`NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT“`

*Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*

“`ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.“`

*Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let’s be happy, while we’re here!

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Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken

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What is black and hangs from the ceiling?
A very bad electrician

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Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……

You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money

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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????

Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….

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Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
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I am not selling herbex

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Its almost month end. The only time when men get special respect at home. Even if you go to the toilet ….she will be like ‘honey how was your journey?’

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New Love is nice, until you find out it’s Made in China
due to factory faults of Boferbe

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I will never forget the day a i bought my crush Pizza and
then 30 minutes later her boyfriend updated status
” Eating Debonairs pizza with my girlfriend “

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Samsung E250 was once R1500, and I got patient I bought it R400. ..
Samsung S8 l’ll be patient for you too.

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Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life,
you don’t need to know the big picture.
you just need to know what you’re going to do next!

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Yo mama so fat…
when she farted she caused global warming

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Boy: Hey babe do you smell that
Girl: no what do you mean
Boy: I smell wet dog omg I know what it’s coming from
Girl: what
Boy: well it smells like a dog that’s wet and the only dog in here is
Girl: where
Boy: you
Girl: what how rude
Boy: oh come on
Girl: what no
Boy: well you are a smelly mutt
Girl: that’s it I’m braking up with you
Boy: what you smelly mutt we can’t date your a dog silly
Girl: really
Boy: I’m putting you up for the pound

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Why was the calendar nervous

Because its days were numbered

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Just this weather niggaz are busy texting girls….where are you? Can you come to my place or i must come and fetch you??
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Its all about tlof tlof

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