My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous.
She even hug Trees nowadays

Make up makes women look nice from far,
yet they are far from nice.

FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.

If my Bae is cheating on me and
you decide to tell me,
then you owe me a new one.
I can’t be single because
you couldn’t mind your own business

Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

Sex …..you cry
Break up ….you cry
Mensuration period…you cry
Child birth …you cry
Engalgement…you cry
Wedding ….you cry
Pass exams with flying colours…you cry

Ladies what exactly is your problem?????

Not all men are trash🤗🤗…..and not all men are dogs🐕….
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Some of them are garbage!!!!!

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers

YOH I WANNA STOP CHEATING😒✋
AND FOCUS ON MY 3 GIRLFRIENDS

When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…

Don’t make the same Mistake twice
make it
6 or 7 times just to be Sure

Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem
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The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”
😂
Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”

To all Salah fans lets go into the bible

Isaiah 19:3 I am going to frustrate
the plans of the Egyptians and destroy their morale.

. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you’re still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake… right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time go back and read other posts.. 😂