Whites: ATM
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Hair clipper
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Washing machine
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Pencil sharpener
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: A beautiful car
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Jacob Zuma
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites:Pussy
Zulu’s :Mshini
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Kante yini vele !

Obunye ubukhwele bu serious
Guy: ungaphi babie
Girl: At the funeral
Nika isidumbu i phone

Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”

Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!

Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?

Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi

Njengoba izinsuku onyaken ziwu 365 angkholwa nje ukuth sonke la sigeza 365 days… Mina nani bangani sishaya la ko 120 days ngonyaka

IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!

Uma ubabazala emutsha kuWhatsapp uzabona
08:30 typing…
09:00 typing…
09:30 typing…
Wena ngaleso iskhathi suyethukile usuzibuza ukuth kanti lomfazi uhambe wayaceba yini kibo angathi ubabazala ubhala amagama anzima
Then ngo10:00 uzabona imessage ingena ” salubonani mokhenyan linjuna lemulu”

Uma usabiza iSim Card nge Stater pack ..
sala ku 2017 kzoshuba

Bathi we dont break up no mOre sivele sithande omunye phez’komunye!!

Khona obabona kuma profile picture
nje ukuthi bakhulumela ukudla!!

My doctor advise me today he said

“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You

Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”