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Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe



This weekend’s isiZulu word is abanikazi. Abanikazi is owners. The singular is um’nikazi. Here is what is interesting about this word – the root word is nika (give). Give, guys. Not hog. Let that marinate.

Anyway, I was once included in a Whatsapp group of black, small business owners. I suggested we call the movement Abaniggaz. Admin kicked me out. Hater.

Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe

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.woooh✋ ngsacel ubuyel emuva ufunde kahle😁😁


Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.

Nibahle ozo comment u worse.

Or

Nibambi ongeke a comment u worse

Or

Nibahle ozo comment ayhi mubi muhle kakhulu

Plz Comment!,,,,,,


Ma uchama e toilet uvunyelwe ukusuza vele alikho izulu elina lingadumi


U ve u girl 👧 I don’t date a broke guy’s,,
usho une phone icima iku 85 % ayivule itsi 6% ayi charge after 3 minutes itsi 100% ayikhiphe itsi 55%

Gulukudu uMjay etaxn ahlale eduze kuka Mbali. Kufudume nama windi avaliwe.
Mj: hlw sqeda se-Oross, awsemhle kanje. Uyakuph?
Mb: yin bhut, bengbuz direction yin? Sengzokwehla.
Mj: haw ok, ngcel ngiph inumber yakho.
Mb: nam lengnayo ngyay rentela, ngeke ngikwazi.
Ungangincengi ngoba ngeke withole.
Mj: ngyakcela khona sizoxoxa
Mb:angfuni futhi ngzomemeza😚
Mj: (emncenga) ngyakcela muhlez
Mb: (ebhavumula etaxn) NGITHE ANGFUNI AWUZW
(Kuthuleke etaxn)
Mj: haw Cc 😮 ungafike usuze bese unqab ukvuli windy, ngoba nakhu sewzokwehla wena. VULI FASTELA

Passengers 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone wanyakaza ebusuku wanyaka za uthi wenza ni ngizokushutha


umuntu e flush i toilet kathathu ….umuzwe esethetha ethi “ay angsazike”


Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle

umuntu abenomona ngisho usukhwehlela
Aibo aniyeke umona
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Mamezala : makoti!!
Makoti : maaa!??
Mamezala : asambe syophuza..
REPLY AS MAKOTI…

Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone
wanyakaza ebusuku uthi wenzani ngizokushutha njalo👐