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Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
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Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti
When relationship is in ICU….
Her: Morning baby, ulale njani?
Me: Ngazelephi mina beng’lele nam
angbonanga nex
Bese uthi unendoda lento efuna present nge birthday yayo..yaz awukho serious sistaz!!
Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬
Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
Engabe sekuthiweni e ladies house nangu umshanami esegquma ngo polony
Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑
Uke wanaka ukuthi iskole as’phumi, kuphuma izingane nothisha? 😮
Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.
Dear Debonairs,
Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.
Ngibhizi namaShayina la, si-designer i-coolerbox ene-password.
Ngizamela nina baf’ethu.
AWUYEKE UHLALE USIBALISELA ✋ AWUSUKUME ‘FEBE’ NAWE NJENGEZINYE IZINGAN😏
Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom
Njengomunye ugogo kwafika amapholisa emzini wakhe bezombopha ngoba epheka itototo.
Pholisa: “gogo sesikubophile asambe ”
Gogo: ” ngenzeni futhi mntanami? ”
Pholisa: “angithi upheka itototo lapha ekhaya. ”
Gogo: “kodwa phela khathesi kangilayo ephekiweyo ”
Pholisa:”ye gogo, awulayo kodwa izinto zonke zokupheka itototo sizitholile lapha ”
Gogo:”kulungile mntanami asihambe kodwa kasivumelane lapha lami ngyafika ngikuvulela icala lokuthi ubufuna ukungidlwengula ”
Pholisa:”aah kanjani gogo mina ngingazange ngize ngikuthinte? ”
Gogo:”kodwa angithi konke okokudlwengula ulakho khonapho ”
Pholisa: “usale kahle gogo “
Qaphela la uma umuntu umthumelela umyalezo ngefoni awufunde angaphenduli akayedwa lowo muntu ukhona oseduze kwakhe amsabayo qiniso lelo
Kaze le mpahla👉🍑 inguba percent of alcohol into engididizayo
after round Uma ngiyolanda thawula