On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”
Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”
Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”
Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”
U gal ombatha size 11
Hamba uyoba ngu goal keeper dear
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Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado
Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini
Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”
Ba Cheater Ngwanyana Wa Goba Le Degree/Honours
Wena O Mang Ka Karata Ya Prevention?
Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
Why wena njalo mawuhlukana nomuntu umbeke izici ongazange wazibona usamshela.
Unjan wen cha ngimunhle wen
Manje mft into encane kanjena uze ungisize baba into encane kanjena
Waliwe indoda enempandla.Njalo umu ucwecwa amazambane, sisho isililo😂😂😂😂
Yayazi le pain yokuwa phambi
Kwe crush yakho 😭😭
Me: saubona driver….iyaphi taxi….
Him: Yebo….Jozi🙄
Me: malini itaxi
Him: angiyithengisi bhuti😏
Yhuuuu amageza so rude
first thing when i get to heaven ngiyobeka ama bag ami e roomini lami bese ngiyo shaya i 2 nyana no bra Jakob
S*x – HIV
Kiss – COVID19
Single – SALT
Marriage – STRESS
😢kahle kahle impilo ichakalaka yento.
Athi e-rapper ama💩 bese athi: “Representing PMB!” 😏
⚠️Breaking News⚠️
Sesi Expired isinkwa semihlangemihla ezulwin😪
Ngenye imini ngadelela omunye ubhuti edlula estradini kanti ugogo uyangibona, wavele wathi: “Ngena umshaye mntanami!
