Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.
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Ebona😥 kahle Ugugelwa ama under phambi kwakhe…uqeda uyamitha🤰umuntu
When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
–
Rest in Peace bro
You are dead
U busy uhlekisa ngebele eliwile.
Kodwa kunzima ukugcwalisa uJockey nge sende nje 😒😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kutheni xa nishelwa nijonga izihlangu niyathunga yini ?
Umuntu ebhasini ulahlekile akazi ukuthi wehlaphi
Lama fridge amancane aseduze kwe-till abekelwe ukuthi ningabulawa ukoma nisamile kulayini, awadayisi nhlobo. Nibovula niphuze.
Awu yazi nje ukuqabulana nomuntu ofake iybuko vele kube ngathi ulunguza ngama window
Stepmother……. Go jwang my boy 👦?
Son…….. Futsek o thuba mayapa ya batho wena
When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
Even if I die without a car
Oksalayo ngiyo hamba ngayo emathuneni
wanawake wanalalamika ety “my husband is not good in bed”
umejaribu kwa kiti wewe
🧑:bbe izolo ngikuthumele iairtime why ungafonanga
👩:Kuvele kwawa ifone kwacitheka iairtime😂😂😂😂
Nginenkinga la wy ungajibelela I tax endleleni Abantu bakubheka engathi vele babuyalayo kudala
Umthande umuntu wakho uze ubhale ngaye kuFacebook, bafike o-Dr Phil bathi it’s honeymoon phase nisazohlukana.
Ninomona!
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