Dear polony brands
Re kgopela polony ya square, lere borotho bjo re bo je ka eng mo di
khoneng??
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Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.โบ
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?
Ba busy bakubiza Bra Don eGoli kanti igama lakho langempela eKZN emakhaya, uDonkey. You demelize. ๐๐๐
Uke Ubone kumnandi kanjani ukuba abangani ngezinto zenu haiyi ezakho.
Ladies, stop asking a guy if unayo yini intombi. If you love him, join the queue.The winner will be announced eventually๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐
Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo
Ake nisho, labo sisi bama-traffic cop le zinqa ezinkulu ezabo or ezasemsebenzini?
Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”
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Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”
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Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”
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Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”
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Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.
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Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”
Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.
Iwoman on TOP ifuna ibele lisamile.
Sikhathele ukushaywa yila alele ngathi yimpama
Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.
Zim girls will never tell you that you’re handsome you hear _
* Yo”Face yoh uthanda mantombazane .”*
Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
Uthi ikhanda lami kalisebenzi ngiyavuma ngoba kalikaze liqhatshwe
Ayangixaka AMA 2000๐คlifike lizithuthe lijike lizifihle ubuso nge emoji…….”Yin’ndaba ukhohlwe ukufaka I makeup yin??”๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”๐๐๐
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”๐
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Rich: Hello room service๐
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?๐ฏ
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry๐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them๐
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Rich: Jerry is here!