Yaz umuntu umxoxele kahle indaba uma eseyindlulisa ath uzwe ngama hem hem……😮 nginguma hem hem mina😮
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Ur mother is there praying that u will have long life and u are in ur boyfriend room saying baby kill me kwasea baa
After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃..
.Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦
angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎
👩🏽🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”
👨🏻🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”
Ugogo kaZinhle uhlezi egqoke i-jezi kanti efile I-tatoo ethi ‘ forever young & diva’😂
Uboleke umuntu iskibha seLacoste, asifuthe nge-spray kuze kufe uxamu.
Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.
Imagine As You Enter Heaven And Jesus Asks
“Onore Xikwembu Ke Mang”?
Iwoman on top eyani vele, cos awukaze wabona umgodi ugumba ipiki. Umuzwe omunye ethi baby it’s my turn now. Wake walibona ikhekhe lisika ummese.
Sethemba nalapho kungathembisi khona ,yithina ke labo,
bathi alibulali lona ukuba liyabulala ngabe sesabamathambo mhlophe
Ifoni yami ngiyisebenzisa nsuku zonke, kodwa angikhumbuli nakanye ngiyibona emaphusheni ami.
Me: searching on Google how to bath in 2 minutes
Google: hambo buza abantu bakwa Mkhize, Mthethwa nabakw Dube
“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?
My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, 🐓 something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.
Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐
Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa
stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???