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Zulu paper 2 final Exam😁
1.2.
1.2.1 Wenzani uJobe?
Umuntu olenhliziyo embi umbona ngokuthi angajabuli noma kubuya ugetsi.
NguSatan uqobo ke loyo.
I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken
Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo
DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana
PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona
DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka
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