Akekho owazi i-crèche eno-NSFAS? 🤔
Sengiphelile amashumi ekuseni. 😩
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English
• Something’s Fishy here
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IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah
Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.
Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’
Night🛌😴
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali
When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi
MZALA IM SO HAPPY
My daughter passed away
She’s going grade 5
Mzala : bhala ngesi Zulu
IPhone ungene emanzini ano ayisi
Asingeni singisi siya freeze 😅
Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be alone” 😟
Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi
Wake wabona iphara lidla u ice cream
No lidla ama sweet ,and ligeza ngamanzi ashisayo
Ubhemise uSne insangu umuzwe esethi “phakath kwaZuma no Ramaphosa ubani uNelson Mandela”
Mdr
Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi
You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”
Uhambe no girl wakho e tarven
Sekadakiwe uzwe angeke ngishade indoda ehambela ma tarven .
kuzo pheka bani sidakiwe sonke
NgeWinter isyllabus yokugeza isuke isiphelile sesitshaya ama revision nje sigeza ikhanda lezandla lenyawo.
Ask any teacher .