[Practicing The Wedding Step👣💍]
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Whites: 123…456…789..
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Blacks: 123 ayeye…456 woza…789…wasala wena..
Sub Categories
Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo
Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /
Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?
Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz
Her: BBY yini manje Lena elibe ingibandisa Lana eynqeni
Him: hau bby mfethu amasende mos lawa
Her: ayike faka konke phakathi namasende ngoba nawo ayagodola shame 😂😂
Ungathi unendoda lento othi uma uhamba nayo ukhala ngokulamba ivele ithi uncono wena mina ngyafa
Awubazi ubuhlungu mawungakaze udibane nale inkinga.
Yazi uthunywe estolo umawakho athi hamba ucula khona ungazukhohlwa nawe uhambe ucula uthi sowuzofika uvele udibane noGogo akubingelele uthi uyafika estolo selukhohliwe.tjooooo
Twitter ifuna wazi i-English.
Instagram ifuna ube nezimpahla ezinhle ne-status.
So, kungcono sizihlalele lapha kuFacebook si-type abo Amen, nabo well said, silokhu sithi volume please.
Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???
Omunye Umbona Ezihambela Kathi Le body ayiwazi ama Corn Flakes
Ngilimele umzimba wonke a mehlo avalekile ngishawe unembeza..
Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude
Black people “Sifun’ izindlu ay-ay,ay. Sifuni ugwaqo ay-ay,ay.
Ningadakela thina, ngingasho kanjani ukuthi nifuna izindlu maqede nithi ” ay-ay,ay
Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa 🐸even when they are wearing makeup 😂😂
Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait.
Ukulala umfazi eqamele esifubeni sendoda ngokwabantu abalemali , Akulamfazi ofuna ukuqamela isifuba somuntu otshaywa luvalo lwezikwelede 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bampintshane ebackseat yeskwele sdudla sjive fake buso bakho ekwapheni laso
I can’t wait to teach my boy that
Head- ikhanda
Snake – _umngani_
Rubbish – intombi
Education- Best Friend