Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
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Kumnandi ukuba home alone buka nje ngi wash izitsha nge mop
White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena
Asivale amehlo: “Ola, Jesu Bra yami! Ngizakuwe ngingenafokol ngizoringa nawe ukuthi kushubile elay’fini kuntswembu bra yam. Amajita aya khawathana, abanye ngapha baya bhodisana. Mina ngibonga i-protection os’gaya yona elke dag! Le outy abathi uSatan neskeem sayo bafuna ukus’lahlisa iside, but atleast wena uyaspana ngokusivikela, sure! Nguwe owanika u David ikrag yoku trapa u-Goliath! Nguwe owavaya namaGents akwa- Israel esgangeni banga khawathwa yi-niks!! Mara bra Jesu mpintshi’yami wabhodela ama-flop ethu, sorry nga-daai ding, uyang’thola? If mina nezimpintshi zami besikhona daar, besizothatha iside yakho skeem sam! Asseblief, ringa neGrootman lakho uJehova asixolele. Sicela i-Life egrand, inyuku e-baie, negawulo! Olla Bra yam, 8tada!! AMEN.
Uzoyibonake I ANC necorruption.Abanye bethu ngeke bawathole lamathuna ⚰️🤨
Now that you are sober, probably broke, likely in debt & the only thing that you are able to PAY is attention, I can now safely say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE PHEZU KOMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali.
Kusechurch uyatshumayela umfundisi athi, “Bazalwane kasisiqapheleni lesisitho esilaso…
Ivume ichurch, ” Ameeeeen mfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho bazalwane sibi…
Athi uNyaa kuKhumbu, “Kanti jeki umfundisi uqale kuhle nje…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho sincane kodwa sichithe imizi bandla
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeen…
UNyaa aphinde, “Mina kangisathandi linto ekhulunywa ngumfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Amadoda aze ashiya lemizi…
Aqale ukucunuka uNyaa, loKhumbu akubone lokho azame ukumqinisa…
Umfundisi, “Kanti labomama kabasanelisi lokuzibamba…
Nyaa:, “Mina skeem sengihamb kodwa ambambe uKhumbu…
Umfundisi, “Bazalwane lesisitho esisebenza simanzi bazalwane bami ngoba lami ngiyasisebenzisa bathandekayo siyingozi…
Asukume ame ngenyawo uNyaa…
Umfundisi acabange ukuthi liyangena izwi kumzalwane uNyaa kanti labanye abazalwane labo sebesukuma…
Aqhubeke umfundisi, “Ngoba bazalwane ukusibunandi bonalobo nxa sisisebenzisa lesisitho Halleluyaaaaa bandla leNkosi (aze eqe etshibilike umfundisi)
Nyaa: “Singihamba Khue, ngamanyala lawa…etsho ethi tshompo ngewindi adle phansi…
Amfundisi, “Bazalwane ngithi asilubambeni ulimi singalwekeleli…
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeeen nceku yeNkosi…
Akhiphe phandle ikhanda ngewindo uKhumbu ememeza uNyaa, “Phenduka jeki umfundisi akakhulumi ngayoooooo…
Sengithole u “I miss you MaNdlovu wami, ube nobusuku obuhle.”
Sengibuze ugogo kawu-5 ukuthi kanti kukwabani la ekhaya.
If iFriend yakh ithi yekani ukuzwan uthin wea,
mina ngiqale ngith buyisa ukudla kwasekhaya oku umanukudla ngib ngiqedile
Axake umuntu afune umdayisele imbuzi umtshene imali athi iyabiza, athi ubaba wayezifuye zoning kabi zazingabizi kanje, akhohlwe ukuthi akuzona zababawakhe lezi, angithi kwakuthiwa akeluse abalekele emajikini akashone khona ke ayoyithenga khona
I am the boss of my heart,
ngiyaqasha futhi ngiyadiliza uma usungidakelwa
wenzani uDraw’iAttention nah!?😕
:- Ngidraw’iAttention mina!!… ung’bona ng’pheth’ipen ne Drawing Board la!?😬
#Eish..
You can play Hard to Get 😓
But mina I’ve already Kissed😘you in my Dreams💤😂
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Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump
Mr Bean In Zulu🤔
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Is Mnumzane Bontshisi?
Emagin dating a guy loqhoka ma pyjam
Ngatsi lihlanya lase bhedlela(hospital🏥)
Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.
Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢
Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.