Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.
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Bhala igama lakho ufale amehlo uqale nge first alphabet ya mamakho
Buhle ububi kanti futhi bubi Ubuhle.
othethe umfazi omuhle uyajabula ngoba engazi ukuthi ufana lomuntu ohlanyele ama Grapes endleleni yezihambi uma esevuthiwe adliwa lobu ngubani.
Umbona ngokuhlafuna uswidi ukuthi akakwaz kubekezela
Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”
Umbona ngok’hlafuna uswidi
Ukuth
Akakwaz uk’bekezela :/
Noma ngawin’ jackpot mali ngeke ngike ukudla umfudumezo phecelezi leftovers🥘🍲, udlala igwinya noku sebenzisa 🗞📰 toilets🚽🤞🏽
Welcome to South Africa
Yazi abantu bayakhuluma, uye emzini ufike kuyiskhathi sedinner bakuphakele ukutya nawe udle
Nkinga ila walinge nje wadla fast kuthiwa tjoooo ebeselambe kakhulu , udle kancane kuthiwa uyancakuza njenge Kati, fine kwenzek ukudla ungakuqedi baphinde bakhulume bath”wakushiya ucabanga ukuth kuzophindwe kudliwe wuban?” Usukuqedile ke baphinde bathi ubethwa yindlala.😂😂
ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii
Cabanga nje uBae uphezu kwakho
“dluvu”
iStina Sombhede
Bantu baseGoli, nizoyigqiba leyo migodi noma sikhuphuke siyi-KZN? 🤔
My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?
Mina: “Ngicela ukusala kulaba bantu abamile.”
Taxi Driver: “Uma behamba ngenze njani? Ngibalandele?”
“Ngcono uvele ungithathe Nkosi!” 😭 😭
Kusho mina u-poloneck ungasaphumi ekhanda.
Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe