Her:babe y osa founele

Him:babe phone e wele airtime ya tshologa

Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
😸😸😸😸😸” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl

Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane” 🙁 🙁
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??

URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke

Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday

Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶

Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You😊
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..

Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”

Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.

Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!

When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi

Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem