Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home
Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela

Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!

Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.

Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner
Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile

her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
😕
UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi

Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd

Anyway Wagibela iTaxi
Ngamabele Awile
May’fika eGarage Siyawapompa, Siyezwana
Lapho?

Guys tell me? ^_^
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Yindaba Lamantombazane agqoka izibuko Efeba Kanje?? 😮 😮
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Umuntu umubone Kuma GTI KuFront sit Esevele Nezibuko Zamehlo. -_- -_- phinde ubone eseyi D.p somewhere 😮 😮
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Ave Nifeba zingane zebuko zamehlo Ngiyanivuma ngeke.

Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ”
so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”

TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile