Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!
Sub Categories
Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
EHH KONJE UTSINI NGESLUNGU
IF UTSI IMALI 💵 IHLANGENE ?
Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi
Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you
Ngithule ngatsi angiboni
But one day uyong bukela etulu
Nje nge TV yase tarven
Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
Abazali basifisela kutsi siphumelele
Kodwa thina s’phuma belele
Munftu ahluleke kuguca athandaze for 2 minutes
Kodwa nge doggy style ulaster boma 30 minutes uma ete u shukela
Ungatsi bajolela li sotja (soldier)
Lephatsa ma bhazula – Ak47 – handgrinade
Wena ucabanga kutsi boyini
Watsi lo Sesi
Ngisho kulinyatwa stin (bricks) sembede was BBY
Mtana se khaya ungafuni yonke le nonses
Yeyi bunu as long as isangena e shwapi you have a butts
Aku hurt 💔 BBY daddy
Uqcine so change ligama lemtwana
From thandolwethu to thandolwami
BBY ungayi emhlangeni
BBY – why ?
Him – atongihleka majitha
BBY – okey kutsi I’m still virgin awukaze vele moc kani wena bosotseni kubo
Him – mm aah
Kwaaass,😃😂😁😀😆😅
Losisi utsi di man uphe umtwana omuhle
Kodwa yena hayii jooh ubuhlungu lomuntu (mubi)
Ngizwe.
Boy – BBY U special
Girl – Kuphi shoprite or boxer ?