Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.

Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Uthi ushela intombi ihamba nengane yayo ivele iphendule kuqala ingane “Asambe mama mubi lona”

Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..

When you are single and happy and everything is going well in your life, uSatan avele athumele a boyfriend who’s surname is Mahlangu

Taxi driver: mshana UnaNgaki?

Child: Ekhaya ngina 6 la Taxin ngina 3

Uthi umnika uSwidi umuntu onuka umlomo,
avele awfake ephaketheni athi ngzowudla ekhaya

Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?

Kunzima emhlabeni ngihlangane nomunye usisi ekuseni ibele elilodwa liphandle ephethe iHandbag ngambuza kanti kutheni uhamba ibele liphandle libuhlungu yini , yazi losisi uvele wawisela iHandbag phansi wabamba ikhanda ehlaba umkhosi ngamangala mina ngathi yini inkinga sisi , Wathi ngikhohlwe umntwana eTexin

Namhlanje kumhlaka 25 usuku lokubizwa My Love, Babey, Sweetheart lamanye nje amagama aromantic.
Khoninto efunekayo ke lapho

Uthi uyafika ekhaya uzwe abedala besithi umfazi wakho lo asisamfuni sesikhathele ngaye sicela umbisele lapho owamthola khona.uthi uyacabanga ukuthi wamthola kuwhatsapp group and seyavalwa istress bheee

{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.

Difference between Majita 👦​​​​👨​​​👨 AND Ladies 👧​​​👩​​​👱‍♀​​​
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Ladies They always lie to each other..
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Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
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Majita We never lie to one another..
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Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲

Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’

Night🛌😴

Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞

Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.