Ngthenge i Aunt Caroline(Rice) estolo sama China,
only to found out that u Aunt
oseplastikini akazifakile izibuko futh udiniwe akahleki.

Father- 2000
Mother-2001
Child-2018
Family-Takalani sesame

SENGYOZE NGIFE NGAYIQHUBANGA INTWALA NGEWISA

uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”

*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*

First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona👀 Ubumnyama”

Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi

Girls👯🏽stop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.

I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi

Indoda yakho ayna TV if uyivakashele ik’fundela ma posts ami

Welcome to Voicemail
Sengath bengicelile
Kungena khona…

LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGA😏☝KANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile