Exam iqalile
Ipeni lithengiwe
Uthisa ungenile
Iphepha lifikile
Pakish’imbuzi uvele uphase
Asphaseni !!!
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I use to bath twice or more during summer,
ngangaz kuth lemin iyeza!!
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Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.
The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?
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CURRICULUM VITAE OF SELIBONA NYAA
Surname : Nyaa
Name : I said Nyaa
Date of Birth : 27 Years
I.D no : N/A
Sex : 6 Times a day
Marital Status : H I V Negative
Race : I hate Racing
Health : I’m fine , thank u n u ?
Home Language : I am in Zulu
Other Language : Mgosi
Hobbies : Dogs
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal Adress : Eskoleni nxt to Mahlongo’s Tarven
Highest Grade Passed : Standard 1
Year Obtained : 1987
REFERENCES
Name of Person : Sibusiso Dlomo
Position : Generations
Relationship : call Mfundi Vundla
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UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY
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Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA
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Buya ku inbox jiki jiki buya ku WhatsApp
jiki jiki fika ekhaya jiki buya ngetulu Udliwe wena
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Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona
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I will name my child “Oteng”
Oteng’s friends : Papa Oteng, Oteng Oteng?
Me : Oteng Hateng!!
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wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.
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Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha
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Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’
Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you
Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.
Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.
Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???
Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.
Me; 
Dont be fooled with facebook…..
Blessed monday and week ahead!!
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Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.
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step Father :Wahamba uGesi
Kids:kwasala wena
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UMBONA NGOKUDLALA UMASKANDI KUTHI LOH AKANA MATRIC
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NGEKE ISABHALWA KWANONGOMA EXAM
AMA QUESTION PAPER ASIDLIWE UMUHLWA
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