Uqumbe u wallet wentombazane uze-ufunge ukuthi kugcwele imali kanti kuqumbe ama Pad ncx

Ikushaye I exam uze ucabange kusukuma u invigilate

Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road.
Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi awubonanga wena isihlanhlatha ngayithi yathii

Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!

*Quote of the Day! *

Abazali bafuna uphumelele not uphume belele

Kubo-bonke laba abazitshela ukuthi ayikho into AbangaYazi,ubanike lowaLuma I aphula leli elikwi i-phone?

Umuntu omfishane akumufaneli nj ukuba yiRasta.kuvele kubengathi isihlahla sensango nj

BATHI”
I Chicken Licken Yase Swaziland Seyibhalwe Ukuthi “Qhude Manikiniki”
Mswati Kan Unani Mara Ye?

After 1 round nyana
Her : So What Are We??
Him: Singaba Hambayo Thina Kulomhlaba Siyekhaya Ezulwini

MUNTU SEYOZE AFE..ENGAKAZE AYIKHOTHE IMBENGE EYOMILE

Kwabasebusika vesi 1:shiyani izingane zenu kogogo bazo beseniyofebake

Whites:Let go and have fun.m
Blacks:Ufuna ukumhlabake loh

Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!

Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*

Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa

UMA UQHOSHA NGENTOMBI EPHUZAYO…
UYAFANA NOMUNTU OKAMA IMPANDLA