Before Varsity: SANIBONANI…
😞😞😞
After Varsity: SONNY BOW NANNY…

Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos

If we were like Chickens🐔
Ngabe ngiGiJimisa someone Manje

Ngi_Right lana estulweni…
Why kwamele ngihlale Mbhedeni❓
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Leyooo Question..😭😭😭
That’s why There’s no Chair in my room

Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
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Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti

You can play Hard to Get 😓
But mina I’ve already Kissed😘you in my Dreams💤😂
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Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump

Men cheat – Women forgive😭
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Women cheat -Mpama👋, mpama👋, mpama👋, superman punch 👊, ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi😑 yaphakama athi RKO😭
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho🚬😂

Uthi uyamushela umuntu,akutshele ukuthi uneNdoda😡
Ngenzen-pho mina!
Ngiyishele nayo?

Uthando lweQiniso yinto engekho njenge English Ku Babes Wodumo

After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?

Into emnandi ngofacebook uyakwazi ukususa
uLIKE wakho umuntu ma sekujwayela kabi

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??

Bonke laba abangalele njengamanje Bayafeba or
omahlalela abasebenzi

ONLY BLACK WILL SAY “NI BUSY NIHLELI NITHULE”😂😂
BUSY HUH???😮😮
NXXX AYI NINA

Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom